Saturday, October 18, 2008

老妈子与炸弹

我老妈子身上有3个不知何时会爆炸的炸弹
说的比较乐观一点,我妈怀了3个“孩子”
前几天她进院

进院前
我:我仲未知几时返。
老妈子:你返黎做乜野?
我:行行企企,煮下饭呱..
老妈子:煮饭?哈哈!又无识买菜!几粒钟都唔知食得未丫!
我:行路去tesco咯...我呢度都系去tesco买既啦!
老妈子:哈哈哈哈!(摆到明是嘲笑的笑声)算啦!你唔洗返黎啦!无人会理你啦
我:......


第一天
我:惦丫?
小弟:无事咯..出左黎。
我:甘快出院?
小弟:系出左手术室。
我:甘拒而家做紧乜?
小弟:等食咯。好无聊。
我:甘你地响canteen?
小弟:无丫...响全马最大既tesco行紧
我:.......

印象中那些人进医院然后一定有人陪过夜,然后病人一定是嘴唇干干白白很虚脱的样子。但是他们还很relax去逛tesco...是我看港剧太多还是他们太relax?

第二天
我:惦丫?
老豆:有咩野wo?听日就出得院咯...
我:甘快?得唔得嘎?
老豆:拒跳舞都仲得丫!
我:甘休息几久?
老豆:两三个礼拜咯...
我:甘犀利?
老豆:无么野嘎啦!你唔洗返黎啦!
我:开隆定系pin? (玩得古惑仔多)
老豆:pin (估唔到拒同我一齐古惑仔)
我:打横打直?
老豆:梗系打横啦!边有人打直既?未好似拉链甘爆咯!

一个两个都叫我不用回去 T.T

第三天
我:有无去睇你阿妈丫?
肥婆:无wo...不过有听到拒把声,中气十足咯...唔系人黎既!做完手术仲甘精神!
我:甘犀利?惦解唔安排同你阿妈隔离床?可以倾下计嘛!
肥婆:都唔同!
我:都系妇科者!
肥婆:唔同医院丫!
我:哈哈!曹启民阿嘛!拒好老啦wo...
肥婆:咩老丫?记性不知几好!
我:老到手颤
肥婆:你就手颤!手脚快过你咯!好似你甘“摸”咩!
我:>.<

惦都要踩我两野

第四天
老妈子:沉日出院,夜晚我自己煮添!(声音真的是中气十足,更平常一样)
我:听讲你跳舞都得wo!
老妈子:哈哈!系丫系丫!可以去跑步。(还会讲笑话wo...)
我:有本事去爬山啦!(6)
老妈子:哈哈!
我:我朋友都要休息3个月啊!你两三个礼拜得唔得嘎...
老妈子:我保养得好嘛!仲精神过你丫!好似你咩!食无定时又夜训blah blah blah(完全不放过踩我的机会)...个三旧野有鸡屎果甘大粒丫!
我:甘系未好似水袋甘水水透明嘎?
老妈子:边会透明既?有血梗系红色啦!
我:你系水瘤无系血瘤wo blah blah blah
老妈子:好蠢嘎你!睇多D书啦!heiya (越讲越劳气)
我:>.< 好啦..我自己去上网google


看来真的很健康。哈哈!thank God! 也谢谢弟兄姐妹的祷告!谢谢大家的关心!昨天受到祷告小组的信息,我竟然没有想到yyq会quote我的‘中气十足’进去咯...炸到一下...yyq你真的很可爱下!XD

Thursday, October 16, 2008

执著

因为你的执著
我们现在到时到候就战战兢兢
本应relax的时刻现在好像闻风丧胆 船头惊鬼船尾惊贼
数次为这样的小事发酱大脾气
毕竟人多当然有更多的意见嘛
搞到现在大家惊你三分 随缘挂口边


hor bit leh?

the story haven end

me : will you come to check when they are done?
him : It's more important that you are satisfied with their work than me...afterall you have to live with with it.
me : yea, but you also have to make sure their job is complete baru pay right? so i suggest you check with me make sure the job is done b4 they leave.
him : If you are satisfied that they have rectified all problem, then I would think that they have completed their work. How am I to know what your problem is...I wasn't listening but I have send you the electrician today, to take care of it. Don't tell me the problem later after the electrician has left.

Electrician found the problem. They suspect termites attack the main switch box which the electric connection down 1 by 1. Now they temporary fix some which still can use, but left 2nd room, 3rd room and entrance light not function. Since Mr house owner said we satisfy then ok mah...then i will ask electrician totaly change the connection...all use external casing or tube...will be safer and 1 strike settle the problem. Its big project..Its high spences. but who cares? he is willing to pay what... (6)

For the termites problem, I made complain to management and they said if thats whole building kena they will take responsibile. I still waiting their call for check up. Hope they can find the truth (I swear the termitte not just attack the unit I'm staying)

我:以家拆晒全部plug 有排整。拒地话今日整唔晒。
老母:甘既系今晚无得用电?好热嘎!等阵D蚊抬你走你就知!
我:=.=''

same day but another call
我:以家拒地怀疑间屋有白蚁蛀梗电箱个度,之前我都见过有其他屋既人pek个被白蚁蛀晒既柜出黎
老母:甘多白蚁,等阵抬你走你就知!
我:=.=''''''

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

is you force me to do that one

3rd Oct (sms)
me : We just back from hometown. Now tyhe lamp fuis jump and cant function. Which means we whole house no lamp as they in a same fuis. Now we just can use plug but no lamp.So How now? Ihave been told you your man electric box got problem and now it affect more fuis.
NO REPLY

4th Oct (face to face)
me : How now?
him : When you sms me? It just 1 night time. I called the electrican but he have no reply yet.

5th Oct (face to face)
me : how now?
him : He called me back and not sure when he can make it. Maybe Monday or Tuesday la I ask him. I also hope to settle this problem faster.
me : Me either. But Monday? I have to take leave. now Sunday how I take leave for tommorrow?
him : Then I ask him tuesday la. But you must take leave? You can just slip from your office and open the door.
me : I need to jaga them to do their work.

6th Oct (face to face)
me : how now?
him : He say Friday should be ok. But If earlier than Friday then not sure. He will give me a call and tonight i will contact you.
6th Oct night (SMS)
Me : how is it?
NO REPLY

Since he not take this problem as himself's, then we decided not gan jiong the rental too. We not contact with him until Thursday.

9th Oct (sms)
me : How is it? Is it confirm tommorrow?
him : MOnday morning.
me : confirm?
him : y
me : I have to take leave, and I have to apply to condo's management.
NO REPLY

10th Oct (sms) - there come the long arguement
him : Your rental is post due.
me : After Monday the electric is done we will pay you rental.
him : We not operating on that term.
me : If accaording to contaract there mention if infom house owner 15 days already but the problem not fix then tenant can go ask other ppl to fix n deduct frm rental. but u said afriad other ppl expensive. we respect u. bt u nt bring the problem as urself's n drag 2 months plus n the electric box got problem i told u tat too until nw affect other fuis.now we hav no lights. hw if got fire coz frm candle? hw if d electric box harm our safety? wil u take responsibility on our life? i told u they din unplug the old wayar bt u rather blieve them oso nt come n take a look at the evidence d earlier time. u promise to giv me cal on monday night bt u neither reply my msg tat night. u promise friday electrican bt postpone wen i double confirm v u. if u aspect ppl do as wat ppl promise then at the same time u shud do wat u promise too. so wat shud i do? do as wat contract toldwe 5 ppl fix n deduct rental? o u keep ur promise then we jz keep ours?

him : There was a few time the electrican was there and you was prepared and ask him to repair the problem. In addition you have ask your own electrican to come and repair and the cost deducted from the previus rental. I have rented out this unit for almost 5 year and I have yet to encounter ANY problem like this before.

me : the 1st time u came v ur electrican u told them 2 rooms got problem bt he jz fix 1.i purposely took annual leave to stay at hm to jaga them n ask them abt d fuis n is it everythg doe they say ok.i dun know they din done well until my fren came n notice tat.as this 2 point, u may clearly knw hws ur electrican atitude.its nt i din ask them done.we oso hope everythg is ok n we can stay in good condition. d 3rd room we just ask d guy check n fix the plug n he nvr check the electric box as we afraid d expences is high as u said.so we stil leave the electri box problem to u. we rent few houses b4 bt we nvr encounter any problem like tis b4. we can even pass u previous house owner contact as witness.after 5 years its not new everythg may hav problem.b4 we move in electric got problem bt u tot is plug tats y u ask me to buy plug.it already got problem b4 we shift in.stil rmb?u can check bek d plug bill as there got date on it. wen we trying to change plug b4 we shift in we saw white ants we told u bt u nt believe us. u can ask ur electrican's worker they can b witness as they saw white ants too. for ur information, if white ants come v us then our perabot shud be kena by nw,n of course all ur wooden doors.bt i been let u c d pic the ants came frm plug inside. electrican worker saw tat too wen they open plug.hw we knw is it white ant and d previous undone electric work causing d problem we facing nw? we swear we nvr use high power thg not even ur air corn.i can bring u previous months electric bills as evidences.

him : the electrician has been come ever since just before you mive in and you miss one appointment previously. Do you know that I have the pay the electrican a lot of money for every whther they got the opportunity to fix the problem. in the beggining I thought why not give and take. As for the termite...this is not a wooden floor and is located very high from ground level and with very limited/minimum wooden fixture. I am not sure how you get the termite problem but I told that you can easy resolve the problem by spraying them with simple insecticide. Do you expect me to provide you with mosquito coil next if you are bitten by mosquito? If we cannot resolve this I shall cancel the electrican coming on Monday.

11th Oct (sms)
me : u insist to use ur electrican n at the begining u said is free of charge. now they din did their job well n charge u so high. the whole building wayar is conected right? so how we know is it the white ant come from other lower floor? or neighboorhood? we did spray n as u said those white ant died. but we not sure is it all died or stil hav some hidden deeper wall as we cant look tru the wall. but we did follow wat u said. as wat my 1st msg ytd mentioned, i hav do follow the contract? or u keep ur promise we just keep mine?

him: End the day, you do what you have too and I will do what I have to.
him : Nothing is free in this world...I'm only using this electrician because there is a lot con man electrician out there.

me : yes nthg is free in tis world.bt u jz giving us d pinggan kosong,hw we giv u d money without any food in front of us?if i pay u n u jz leave us v pinggan kosong only?if i pay u rental n u drag us again? nw the 7th day we live v candles, will u jamin our safety?we oso nt feeling nice everytime we suffer v electric problem since we move in.i oso hav to spend anual leave. o already change my leave frm fri to mon.if drag again hw many leave i can apply?if i so often take leave bos wil nt happy.mon u come v electrican sit v me jaga them.to make sure i nt lie to u, n u can check ur man work is done.they done, i giv u rental RIGHT ON The Spot.u good i good.

him : We won't compromised on collection of rental in this matter. As agree last week we have arrange for the electrician to come on Monday but if you are not happy with the deal by witholding the rental then we will cancel the appointment and end the tenancy.

same day (face to face)
blah blah blah...talking the same thg again..blah blah blah...
me : if we now pay u the rental, but Monday electric problem not fix then you say what should i do?
him : then i give u free 1 month rental.

we can't stand too still else our relationship will be worse.since he bet on his 1 month rental,if he really care that then even his electrcian not make it he also will find another 1 to replace on that day. I made a decision, trust him the last time..Monday...If he not do his part then we shift.

Friday, October 03, 2008

nah! you see!

nah! you see!Last time ask you settle the electricity problem, you banyak cakap cakap but action nothing, so irresponsible! Now problem getting worse, whole house lamp cant function, you have to pay more to fix and we have to suffer from darkness dont know how many nights! Who knows the problem may get worst?

you susah i susah, hor bit leh?

surprise!

I know Seki came back to Malaysia liao but I never thought of a meet with him so far as he is very very busy. Last few night ago when I walking home I saw a guy hugging a dog walking through me. Eh? Looks like Seki leh! I nonstop staring at him but he seems no reaspon. Hmm..maybe another guy look similar with him gua... While thinking to take out my handphone to make a confirm, I heard a guy calling "kit yue!" I turn around, Seki! Haha! really Seki!

He said I have change a lot untill he cant recognise me. Am I?

If I left office as I promise, I won't have met him.
If I not nonstop starring at him, he won't notice me.
If ....

Plan so hard to make a gathering, want meet cant meet.
Never plan to have a meet but appear in front of me.

Life is full of surprise!

探访佩珊 - 28/09/08

终于实现了去探望佩珊的计划
很多人未能出席 也有很多人临时爽约
呵呵 可能我选错日子了吧
妈妈和孩子都很健康
妈妈说10月尾左右就开工了
我怎么看都觉得小瓜儿很小只 可能才一个半月吧
初时听到她ngik一下还赞声音不大嘛也很乖巧
哪里懂可以媲美一下我洪亮的声音
妈妈跟小瓜说“叫uncle aunty啦”
butt butt 还一副不认老的反应
妈妈说还有goh goh jeh jeh咩已经是uncle aunty了
哈!我们都老了!
妈妈说小瓜儿怕陌生人
我倒觉得是butt butt庞大的脸孔吓着了她
butt butt说应该给她听天王天后的歌以后就有天王天后的厉害的歌声了
还说给她学钢琴才有气质
=.=''' 汗
由于小瓜儿哭不停 我们就下楼专攻妈妈的小狗
又可能butt butt太样衰
小狗在我们脚边打转却死都不去butt butt身边
话说小狗也蛮像北狮 多多毛动作又像

crying
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also crying
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i curi this photo from pooisan's sister :p look cute!
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我的失误让尊贵的dato未能参与探访 very Sorry ar dato
转站去附近的station one 吹水
原来久违的大旧是千多名应征者的‘死剩种’
好听一点 精英中的精英
大家都对他的薪水观叹为止
每个人都问我其他人的近况
说我的google search
到最后还尝试考倒我
汗多一次
也许下次我应该向每人征收rm3.60
哈哈

大家被我推去留下照片作为这一天的证据。出席者大旧、butt butt、肥丰、dato还有我男朋友。基于很多人未能出席,也许会再来一次吧!也许吧!

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无题

心一阵抽痛
面子
只准我的眼泪在眼眶里打转

家家有本难念的经呐!

please God bless my family

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嘴巴说不在乎
心里还是有一丝的伤愁
我又何必猜疑呢?
早已经在N前的分岔路分道扬镳了
我又何必那么在乎呢?
太多相处的日子 太多一起经历的风风雨雨
都是回忆累事!

够了
牢骚发完了
还有更多其他的朋友
let it be吧!

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为什么是我?
为什么都是我做主动?
我大可找我要有心人就好
为什么我要收这么大的委屈
花我的金钱我的精神去做这些事情
却换来别人的冷淡和gi gi gat gat?
你出到来开开心心我心力交瘁
何苦?犯贱?
我一个人能力有限当然有不足
大家肯珍惜大家开心我也开心
在那边complain complain complain
酱厉害 你来做啦!
叫你做又推三推四
你不得空难到我就很得空啦?
难道这就是我的使命我的义务?
我有酬劳的吗?
真是超级无敌lan tan
是不是要我临出门前给你个reminder call 然后你的交通帮你安排妥当然后出到来你吃的喝的都帮你付钱?
主动一点好不好
大家都大了
不是小学生

共勉之

也许我该走coursemate gathering的路线通知了一次 要出就出不要出没回复就罢。大家自动自发 干脆利落 不用为lan tan费神伤神

Friday, September 26, 2008

laziness and selfishness

everyday certain time 100% heard those car horn. Not just one but plenty. Really annoying n bikcik. please la..if you wana park behind people's car PLEASE put ur contact number in ur car la..And make sure ur phone is on and beside you! if you think you are too lengzai or too lenglui scared people got your number will kao you then you just park indoor la!sikit money can have car park and save from acid rain and sun. one stone two bird what...but just because of ur laziness and selfishness, the one you blocking have to bikcik and we nearby have to suffer from this noise. selfish you! lazy you! jelaka!!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

谁最让你关注?

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世界何其乱何其多人事物
谁最让你关注?
体形最大的风扇?
常用的梳子?
默默耕耘的水壶?
引人注目的包包?
还是...?
那要看是从谁的眼睛出发吧!

Tesco Kampar那一天开张我也有去逛
停车场都是车 里面人来人往
之前在兴建的时候大家都很期待
来了间hyper market的确造福人群
永顺 大吉怎么办?
杂货铺呢?菜市场呢?
他们生意肯定受很大影响
tesco就此垄断金宝市场?
那...
谁最让你关注?

满招损 谦受益

为了准备烧烤会
我跟玉蜀黍展开了拉锯战
拼了老命才干掉一条
后面还有好几条在等着
我左看右索
有了
我拿起了小水果刀
就往玉蜀黍的心插下去
果然不出我所料
玉蜀黍更容易五马分尸
一条
两条
哈哈哈!
心中长仰三声笑
为我聪明的智慧得意洋洋
在想着待会怎样跟大众炫耀我的才智时
玉蜀黍不甘示弱一个翻身
小水果刀一滑
就插中我左手的食指
痛得我很想大喊三声痛
两滴血就这样牺牲了

这个故事教训我们做人不可骄傲也不可得意。会就好,mai得意 (改自福建话 kiang jiu ho, mai geh kiang)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

一夜成名

前些日子人事部又飞来一封email,说这个月又迟出粮。
但是到那一天竟然银行户口还是空空地
有一位素未谋面的同事当晚就回了人事部要求作出解释
同一个晚上同事的上司就回同事
强调他已经cross the line并说明下次要先通过他
更不应该cc给全部人
这样cc来cc去,我们全部人都看在眼里
也就这样同事一夜成名
全公司都讨论这件事
当然有人支持有人觉得他不对
我就觉得他很像以前的我,血气方刚
不过也有点不对啦上司好像没有面子了酱
敢敢来
不过也应该有赖于DAP,据我所知他蛮支持DAP下
或多或少受敢怒敢言不怕恶势力的影响吧

勇士,你系得0既! /(^.^)

是对是错你觉得呢?

Sunday, August 24, 2008

冷酷无情



看了心寒...这是什么世界?有朋友说...怕被寻仇,不会当场出面帮忙。但是这么多男人在场,如果大家都出手帮忙那几个小妹子能报得了多少仇?做监牢/进感化院都来不及啦!

就算出手不帮忙,也该致电去警察局吧?

就算就算怎样都好,也不应该起哄看热闹吧?助长那三个贱人更大胆,更让受害者更受伤!还看热闹还起哄!没怜悯之心吗?铁石心脏吗?如果受害者是你的亲人你会是什么感受?现在的人是什么人?都应经“进化”成没有感情的畜牲吗?

围观者的无情和讥讽,受害者承受的伤害是一生都无法磨灭的痛。盼望它能重新振作过完余生

Friday, August 22, 2008

ckyue的领悟

高薪水 福利好 同事好 上司好 有前途
很难
很难在一间公司包含着这五个因素
那...
你想要哪一样?

It's hard to find a company which include high pay good benefit nice colleague nice head this 5 issue. so...which 1 u choose?

Saturday, August 09, 2008

olympic 2008 - ni he wo



feel so touching when it reach this part... although i cant really listen what they singing except 'we are family'but their voice n music really impresing! everyone on the spot is silent and just listen to their perfomance..yea..we are family...why we have to battle?

when i glance on newspaper, says Sarah brigtman and liu huan will perform the theme song, i wonder why not both performer not from China?why not Song Zu Ying? now i understand...

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

cool rhino

今日做左临时搬运工人,我地6个姐妹2个兄弟搬225箱cool rhino...1箱有16支,225箱有...3600支。哇!公司门口堆左3600支cool rhino! hmm...如果我饮晒全部我会唔会cool死? :p

同事一路搬一路叫无力,我就觉得我仲得得地咯,一个人搬20箱都仲得添丫!(^@^)V 灵光一闪,突然就諗到大丈夫话:唔赌唔知时运高,唔滚唔知身体好;甘我就话:唔搬唔知魄力好!哈哈!

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

耳鸣的日子

七月
就单单七月九耳鸣了好几次
这是史无前例的
突袭而来的耳鸣让我觉得挥身不自在
一天来了
第二天去
还好
又来
又去
奇怪
第四次再来
就不再是速离
第一天第二天第三天第四天
彻夜难眠
左右耳听觉不平衡
脾气莫名探望我
耳鸣真的不好受
我无法想象我朋友比我痛苦很多很多倍的状况
突然觉得我生活在杂音之中
车笛行驶的交通工具冷气机风扇电脑建筑人
一些习以为常的声音都变得很大声很烦躁
那一刻我很象很想回家听听大自然的声音

下定了决心去看专科
我已经许久没有踏足医院
心里无比的紧张和害怕
看着医生和护士亲切的笑容
心冷静了许多
这就是医生和护士应有的态度和嘴脸

就是你
就是你这个死人耳屎
住在棉花帮触不到的无敌深崖
遮了半个洞
就是你
让护士惊讶
就是你
让医生有机会跟我开玩笑“要不要拿回去作纪念”
就是你
让我担惊受怕了好几天
就是你
让我没了193块
就是你
TMD死人屎

不过也好,是小问题,不然就真的不止193了。Thanks God!

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因为友人喜欢木村拓哉,就替她下了这套连戏剧。大约知道是一部严肃的戏,就搁了许久终于在我非常无聊的情况下解决了它。是一部非常严肃沉重的连戏剧。有点《雷雨》的感觉,故事感觉慢慢铺排到最后推到最高点。怎么说呢,在前面几集花了很多的耐心去坚持看完(毕竟不是我口味的嘛),到中间的时候心情开始跟着剧情走,会咬牙切齿,会暗骂剧中小人,会替男主角紧张...虽然大概猜得到男主角的结局,但是到剧情到那部分的时候还是不禁掉下几颗眼泪。剧中的那个家庭每一个都是很无辜,一个错误的判断成就家庭的更黑暗和无辜。

黑暗之后总会有阳光,但是每一次得期望落空。自私、势力、猜疑、不信任相似一个遮挡阳光的黑暗。一个为梦想的男主角,一个打着帮助企业信念的银行家,剧中正义的都敌不过黑暗,社会似乎黑暗当道,如果现实变成这样恐怖的地步我无法想象世界会变成怎么样。

附上最后一集让我掉眼泪的信

『人是渺小的
为了让自己看起来强大
努力长高就会受伤
自己又让那伤口不断扩大
愚蠢而又弱小的生命

但也许是因为如此
人类才有梦想
实现梦想与困难相伴随
时常令人痛苦
但我依然相信
能够冲破未来的
只有人类把热情倾注于梦想的力量

可是,忘却信念之时
所有荣光也将随之消逝』