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sorry, you are out. you no longer with us.

Finally i pass my car driving test!!

Hahahaha! Finally I pass my driving test! THis is the 4th time i attend this stupid test, and finally i made it! wuuuhoo!





1st time test:

I have to gather with other candidates at driving school, then just go to the testing place. From 7.30am, till my turn to been test, about 10am, my heart beat fast till i cant breath well. I dont know why i so nervous and scared. maybe i not enough confidence. i scared i will fail. i afraid i crash on something. i scared....i scared everything.


In the car, i greeted the examiner with my shivering voice.
I checked all things after get into car, then i start drive, but the car 死火 pula

我以为是clucth 放得太快, 油踏的太少

考官给了四次机会，我只驾了几步路的路程，一直都死火

考官failed了我。他才告诉我

我没有free handbrake. 车才一直死火

That time, i feel like whole world is grey. Tears wana come out. Damn! so many candidates here! i force myself to hold the tears. I need to test for the parking, naik bukit, and 3 point turn part. That part i pass. i told everybody that i failed cause my stupid mistake. they all just =.= and my bf scold me seriously.. T.T





2nd time test:

as usual, i done all the thgs after get into car.

i start drive. i wont forget the handbrake.

yes! it start move! i left the place!

yes! i really on the road liao!

i saw the stupid 'berhenti' signboard, i step brake, look left n right, no car, then jalan.

the examiner : "u sudah failed. u berhenti tepi jalan."

what? failed? shit!
"u tak boleh berhenti macam ini. u mesti free gear, tarik handbrake. tadi kereta awanza di depan tu juga sudah salah. tak boleh macam ni. mesti free gear, tarik handbrake."



Jinhui : "成也handbrake,败也handbrake."

Jacky : "拖车老的救星"
many ppl : "suan lar! u go rasuah lar!"





3rd time test:

This time i have no choice. i go rasuah as what all people advise. i dont wana apply leave and rush to cheras stay overnight either at relative or fren house n the next day rush to that place. waste my energy n time n money. This time i drive further than last time, but i still so nervous. Failed AGAIN. y?

kawalan stering tak baik, makan jalan sebelah kiri apabila membelok ke kanan.

tidak memgguna brek kaki dan brek tangan dengan baik, menyebabkan kereta berundur apabila berada di jalan tak rata.



y i fail although pass? shouldnt that strict for those rasuah student right? Is stupid office people arrange problem! bodoh! babi! sikit thing pun cant gao dim! the school promise to deduct the RM50 test fee for the next time retest. but i still need to pay RM100!!



Jacky: "又failed? 咩原因吖？.....考官唔pass你系应该既。你都系唔好去考啦！"

songyeu : "melapetaka betul"

妈妈&姐姐&jinhui :"去畀钱学多几次先，练熟左再考喇"

bee: "stupid lar"

bf : "i wouldnt let u drive alone with my car even u passed."

表姐："唔好紧张。紧张只会失败."





4th time test:

Sebaik saja naik kereta, that stupid damn examnier scold me "kena show ur skill!" harlo! i just naik kereta saja k?

"cepat sikit lar!" =.='' i doin what should i do k?

"cepat start enjin lar!" stupid!i dont have car key lar!

"u pandu cepat sikit lar!" how can i fast oh? i need brake for juntion d k?

when i just step brake for the traffic light, "stand by, jangan mimpi" eh! i just step brake now u ask me stand by?

"cepat sikit lar!" eh! i need let the 'car head' up a little just can free handbrake n jalan, need time d k?

"jangan tekan clutch! kereta takkan mati!" but a few ppl advise me, when belok, step clutch is better n more safe. even i just put the leg on the clutch to stand by, he also scold. i think he 荷尔蒙失调lar! awal awal pagi asyik meraung aje！say what "kereta ni baru u tau!"

"cakap banyak kali jangan tekan clutch! u faham tak? saya fikir u kena failed sekali lagi"

"traffic light kena pandu cepat!u pandu lambat nanti kereta belakang pandu cepat u kena langgar!" eh! dump! when red light to green light who will drive so fast d? i driving a car v 'L' signbaord takkan they cant see n understand d what...

"saya fikir u kena datang kali kelima. u mau tak?"



Finally, he also pass me. Before i left the car, he told me, with a nice tone, "u mau beli kereta ke?" "u kena latih banyak sikit." thats the only words i can accept from him. i know i too nervous. Although i didnt repeat those mistake in previous test, but still not well enough, as a driver on the road. although i rasuah, but i finally pass!!! i can no need pay for test fee n take leave in coming months! yes!





for those who care about my driving lisence, thanks! I did it! I didnt disapointed u guys THIS time. I will practise more d...

for those who tease me, please keep 1km from me and drive as far as u can when u found out i driving on the road.I dont know what will happen next.

雨季

雨天，让我很久没有看到热情太阳

昨天放工，吃了晚餐

拿着锁匙开门的时候，看到夕阳

立刻进屋子里往客厅的窗口一看

每一栋高楼的一边，都被夕阳照射着

蓝蓝的天,加一点白云

这样的景色

不懂多少个星期没有看到了

不是下雨

就是天阴阴的

再不然一到家就往房间躲

久违的夕阳,让我心情顿时好一半



今天,

天色又阴阴的

没有了太阳

也没有了夕阳....

不过也总好过饱受水灾和连续大雨的柔佛吧...

咸鱼-五月天

另一首值得分享的歌...哈哈哈！又是五月天！虽然有点摇滚，但是歌词有意义。想问谁懂怎样post歌上来？我用side bar那个方法来post,但是不行耶！我就只好放url罗...



http://web.thu.edu.tw/f912729/www/image/soltfish.mp3



我是一只咸鱼不想承认也不能否认

不要同情我笨又夸我天真还梦想着翻身



咸鱼就算翻身还是只咸鱼输得也诚恳

至少到最后我还有咸鱼不腐烂的自尊



我没有任何天分我却有梦的天真

我是傻不是蠢我将会证明用我的一生



我如果有梦有没有错

错过才会更加明白明白坚持是什么

我如果有梦梦要够疯

够疯才能变成英雄总会有一篇我的传说



我不好也不坏不特别出众我只是敢不同

我的人生就是一错再错错完了再从头



也许放弃掉一些活得更轻松我却不再是我

我不愿一生晒太阳吹风咸鱼也要有梦



有一天有我的天空

作我的英雄在我的天空我知道你懂知道你会懂

人生海海-五月天

分享以下一首有意思的歌：



http://showsong100.saywo.com/upload/2006/8/103531/17/F90F482C-44BE-4854-90EA-32C86E5A844B.mp3.mp3




有一天我在想我到底算是个什么东西

还是我会不会根本就不算东西

天天都漫无目的偏偏又想要证明真理

别人从屁股放屁我却每天每天都说要革命



就算是整个世界把我抛弃

而至少快乐伤心我自己决定

所以我说就让他去我知道潮落之后一定有潮起

有什么了不起



常常我豁出去拚了命走过却没有痕迹

可是我从不怕挖出我火热的心

手上有一个硬币反面就决定放弃嗝屁

但是啊在我心底却完完全全不想放弃



常常我闭上眼睛听到了海的呼吸是你

温柔的蓝色潮汐告诉我没有关系

就算真的整个世界把我抛弃

而至少快乐伤心我自己决定

所以我说就让他去我知道潮落之后一定有潮起

我不能忘记无论是我的明天要去哪里

而至少快乐伤心我自己决定所以我说就让他去

我知道潮落之后一定有潮起有什么了不起

啦啦啦啦啦啦

明天我在哪里～～～

gift for 4th kampar 10th aniversary

That day msn with TungTung, i just found out 4th kampar BB will having 10th anniversary this year! gosh...so fast already 10 years! Something pop out from my mind...i plan to make something to company as gift..form what i learn and know.something like "photo mtv clip"..



Idea is like that...photo that taken these 10 years...songs are company songs that we produce before..since the purpose to produce songs is to let company have its own song, but now they not sing anymore and well used, so they are suitable to be as the clip song.



1st, I'm nothing for 4th kampar but a former member,I need to get agreement from officers as a respect.(but i sure present member need to do so too..hehe) As i know, loo choong meng will be the person in charge of the anniversary day, so i need to discuss with him. 2nd, i need to get those photo n songs. So far, not much people giving support or reaspon. Cant blame them, maybe they are busy, and those songs are produced about 5 years ago and nobody remember the lyrics and songs.



2nd, I not sure whether when and how often i back to kampar. So i need to get the complete songs before CNY and compose them during CNY because that time almost everybody will at kampar and its easier for me to gather all the poeple. I hope got poeple can assist in music and the song part since i'm idiot of it.



3rd, I need to find people to sing for the song, plays guitar, piano etc to record those songs. And i need to confirm whether church can have record equipment, or i should borrow mp3 or something from friend.



4th, I need to save money to upgrade my pc. Ram, from 256Mb to 1Gb; hardisk, from 80Gb to 120Gb if can, display card need to change too.



5th, I need to find scanner for photo scanning. I dont think i have much more money for scanner and I wont use much after this 'clip'



Now i just have the idea of intro...screen all black, fade in words in white, 一张张零碎的照片, fade out, fade in another group of words in white, 一首首属于分队的歌... ten fade out again, then start the photo showing. Need the songs intro too lar of course. Imagine it, so nice right?

I need get all these done before June. So far, i chat with Choong Meng yesterday, he gratefull and agree for the 'photo mtv clip', but he prefer something multimedia bla bla bla (i forget what the thing calls) and he told me, those company photo are lost after "pastor floor"(i not sure about the word mu shi lou for english) renovation. Shit! Photos are the most important! I know can get from former member, but not all. How about the oldest photo? I dont think got anyone have them. I dont have the complete source, how i can make it? And Choong Meng told me, those songs i searching is not official 1, so he not prefer those songs. hmm...i still need discussion with him..but he quite busy, need to squeeze with other Um students for the internet in the library...Now is mid of January but i still have done nothing! hope everything run smooth...the anniversary gathering and dinner as well...



And thanks to Kean Sun that giving me great support! Touching for it dude! And Choong Meng for appreciating my idea and contribution... And other like Ng Kah Meng Ng Keng Fei etc....Thanks dude!

blogging

these days just visit friends' blog and leave comment...look around...wulau! even monkey also have his own blog liao! look at my blog...i have many thing to write..but lazy...hahaha! and i found out my english is weak! i cant even write a prober article! whenever i think to write in english, ..........just forget it. i dont know how to express what in my mind in english. my english still form 1 or 2 standard only... T.T but monkey also try write in english, i also have to try mah! hahaha! gambateh! thanks monkey!ur blog encourage me a lot!

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