Thursday, August 17, 2006

為五斗米折腰


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中國一名年僅12歲的中國河南男童,與弟弟在武漢街頭賣藝。他強忍痛苦,用細鋼筋緊緊勒住脖子表演,賺取微薄生活費。
看著這一張照片,可想而知一定是很通的了。世界每個角落的人都在為五斗米折腰…有者用血汗、有者用默默耕耘、有者用敲詐、有者攤開手……你又是用哪種呢?

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Animal

Look at the elephant in Thailand! So clever that can draw! Better than many people! Some paiting even can sell high price! I wonder elephant will be teacher to teach human to draw...Will it be?



Look at the pig! It so cute! Many people think pig is dirty and stupid and ugly and noisy. But this picture you found out can be cute too. It depends how you see and see from which site....

Monday, August 14, 2006

自我安慰

無論是住在/美麗的高山/或是躺臥在/陰暗的幽谷/當你抬起頭/你將會發現/主已為你我而預備///云上太陽/他總不看見/雖然小雨灑在臉上/云上太陽/他總不看見/阿哈/他不看見



Everything will be alright/tomorrow will be fine/天空依然燦爛/hey地球繼續轉



如果我/再也不/不能再更多的承受/痛苦之後/就要咬緊牙關/繼續漂流…



就算真的/整個世界/把我拋棄/而至少快樂傷心我自己決定/所以我說/就讓他去/我知道潮落之後一定有潮起/我不能忘記



衛冕者接受挑戰/難免也會失敗/人生雖然像一場比賽/還是要保持樂觀



下一站是不是天堂/就算失望不能絕望

Friday, August 11, 2006

旅遊書教溝女10對白 ten opening sentences to tackle girls

想去歐洲獵艷,卻未精通多國語言?蘇格蘭(Scotland)早前新出版一本旅遊會話書,教你十大「溝女必殺開場白」,用六種歐洲語言應該怎樣說,包括德文、法文、意大利文、葡萄牙文、西班牙語和捷克語,讓你「一書在手,勻歐s洲」!會話書每本只售3.5英鎊!美聯社

Recently Scotland publish a tour conversation book 'ten opening sentences to tackle girls', it have different lauguages, include German, French, Italian, Portuguese, Spanish and Czech and it just sold 3.50 pounds.




1.妳爸爸是不是神偷?看來他偷了天上的星星,放到妳雙眼。

Was your father a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.



2.妳從天堂掉到凡間時,是否很痛?

Didn't it hurt when you fell from heaven?


3.你一定累壞了,因為妳整天都在我腦海中跑來跑去。

You must betired, because you've been running through my mind all day.



4.不好意思,我好像遺失了我的電話號碼,我可以借用妳的嗎?

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Could I borrow yours?



5.妳相信一見鍾情嗎?還是我要在妳身邊走多一次?

Do you believe in love at first sight,or shall I walk by again?



6.請問妳會親吻陌生人嗎?不會?那麼讓我自我介紹。

Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself.



7.妳整晚跑入我的夢,妳的腿累了嗎?

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?



8.我初到貴境,請問妳可否我怎樣去妳家?

I'm new in town.Could you give me directions to your apartment?



9.妳有地圖嗎?我不斷迷失在妳的雙眸。

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.



10.妳雙眸唯一沒告訴我的,是妳的芳名。

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

LUCKY day at kampar

phiew! soooo long that i not go back tomy hometown liao! As what i will do, i go church at sunday morning. I miss the bed sooo much but it seems i already late to church, i have to rush to take bus. bla bla bla, finally i reach church. Luckily it just start worship. since i saw xuan xuan, i sat beside her.




Sudenly she told me :"i smell some shit"




"ya meh?"




I look to my shoe, yes! Its me! i step on a dog shit! Yellow and fresh somemore! Arghhhhh! What a lucky day! Lama-lama saja balik kampung sekali, pun so lucky step on dog shit! And i dont know where and when and how i step on it! And even my boyfriend pun laugh at me! "give me 4 number, i want to buy 4D" =.='''




When i go clean it up, i found out my jeans kena too! =.= GOOD! I dont have tissue somemore! I saw kar nyean pass by, yes! 'save star' come! i ask from him, after then i found out it was a stupid idea... After the sunday service, he told everybody people that i step on dog shit... NG KAR NYEAN!! WATER AND MOUNTAIN WILL MEET ONE DAY DER!HENG!




P/S : I promise myself from now on i must take tissue beside me!

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